I only kidnapped one of them. chill
honey bunches of taint.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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