If i come over, it means nothing
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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