I murdered the dance floor call the cops
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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