Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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