My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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