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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I currently don't understand fingers.
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