the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Found the puke drawer
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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