literally had 100 drinks last night.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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