playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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