Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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