I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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