Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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