the new term for farting is butt boxing.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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