Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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