I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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