Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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