Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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