guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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