if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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