operation have a gay friend backfired
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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