It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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