brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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