its not stalking. its research.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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