i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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