Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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