That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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