Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
