he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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