but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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