Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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