So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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