And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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