kristin has been a bad kristin
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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