Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
