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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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