you win again, gameday.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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