wrigley field is MILF paradise
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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