biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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