Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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