You work out of a Hotel?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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