I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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