The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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