I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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