It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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