I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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