i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
