you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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