just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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