Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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