I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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