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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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