did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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