Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
