Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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